WILD THOUGHT

#Sign on a railway station at Patna:Aana free, jaana free,pakde gaye to khana free.
#Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay:Don't whistle at the girl going out from here.She may be your grandmother!
#Seen on a bulletin board:Success is relativeMore the success, more the relatives.
#Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay:we need your heads to run our business.
#A traffic slogan:Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough- or else theyneverwill be.....AND HERE ARE THE BEST ONES .........
THE BEST ONE :Its God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations such as Jaish, Lashkar etc.Its our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god."