Once PVNR (PV Narasimha Rao), L.K.Advani and Laloo Prasad Yadav weregoing in an auto. They met with an accident and all three of them die.
Yama DharmaRaj was waiting for this moment. He asks PVNR and Advani togo to HEAVEN. But, for Laloo, Yama had already decided that he shouldbe sent to HELL.Laloo is not at all happy with this decision. He asks Yama as to whythis discrimination isbeing made. All three of them served public.Similarly, took bribes, misused public post etc. He felt that thereshould be a formal test or a concrete way to decide this, and shouldnot be just based on opinion.
Yama agrees to this and asks all three of them to appear for Englishtest. PVNR is asked to spell "INDIA" and he does it correctly. Advaniis asked to spell "ENGLAND" and he too passes. It is Laloo's turn andhe is asked to spell "CZECHOSLOVAKIA".
Laloo protests that he doesn't know English. It is not fair that he isgiven a tough question and thus forced to fail.
Yama agrees to conduct a written test in Hindi (to give another chanceassuming that Laloo should at least feel that Hindi is ideal).
PVNR is asked to write "KUTTA BOLA BHOW BHOW". He writes it easily and passes. Advani is asked to write "BILLY BOLI MYAUN MYAUN". He toopasses. Laloo is asked to write "BANDAR BOLA GURRRRRR....." Tough one.He Fails.
Laloo is not happy. Being a history student, he preferred only to betested in History.Yama says this is the last chance and he would not take any more tests. PVNR is asked: "When did India get Independence?". He replied "1947" and passed. Advani is asked "How many people died in it?". He gets nervous. Yama asked him to choose from 100,000 or 200,000 or 300,000 (clue). Advani catches it and says 200,000 and passes.It's Laloo's turn now. Yama asks him to give the Name and Address of each of the 200,000 who died. Laloo accepts defeat and agrees to go to HELL.
Yama DharmaRaj was waiting for this moment. He asks PVNR and Advani togo to HEAVEN. But, for Laloo, Yama had already decided that he shouldbe sent to HELL.Laloo is not at all happy with this decision. He asks Yama as to whythis discrimination isbeing made. All three of them served public.Similarly, took bribes, misused public post etc. He felt that thereshould be a formal test or a concrete way to decide this, and shouldnot be just based on opinion.
Yama agrees to this and asks all three of them to appear for Englishtest. PVNR is asked to spell "INDIA" and he does it correctly. Advaniis asked to spell "ENGLAND" and he too passes. It is Laloo's turn andhe is asked to spell "CZECHOSLOVAKIA".
Laloo protests that he doesn't know English. It is not fair that he isgiven a tough question and thus forced to fail.
Yama agrees to conduct a written test in Hindi (to give another chanceassuming that Laloo should at least feel that Hindi is ideal).
PVNR is asked to write "KUTTA BOLA BHOW BHOW". He writes it easily and passes. Advani is asked to write "BILLY BOLI MYAUN MYAUN". He toopasses. Laloo is asked to write "BANDAR BOLA GURRRRRR....." Tough one.He Fails.
Laloo is not happy. Being a history student, he preferred only to betested in History.Yama says this is the last chance and he would not take any more tests. PVNR is asked: "When did India get Independence?". He replied "1947" and passed. Advani is asked "How many people died in it?". He gets nervous. Yama asked him to choose from 100,000 or 200,000 or 300,000 (clue). Advani catches it and says 200,000 and passes.It's Laloo's turn now. Yama asks him to give the Name and Address of each of the 200,000 who died. Laloo accepts defeat and agrees to go to HELL.
MORAL: IF YOUR MANAGEMENT IS DETERMINED TO SCREW YOU, ANTICIPATE ITAND BE PREPARED TO ACCEPT IT. THERE IS NO ESCAPE.
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