MANAGEMENT LESSON(12)......BE INNOVATIVE

A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He held up a sign which said: "I am blind, please help." There were only a few coins in the hat. A man was walking by. He took a few coins from his pocket and dropped them into the hat. He then took the sign, turned it around, and wrote some words. He put the sign back so that everyone who walked by would see the new words. Soon the hat began to fill up. A lot more people were giving money to the blind boy. That afternoon the man who had changed the sign came to see how things were. The boy recognized his footsteps and asked, "Were u the one who changed my sign this morning? What did u write?" The man said, "I only wrote the truth. I said what u said but in a different way." What he had written was: "Today is a beautiful day & I cannot see it." Do u think the first sign & the second sign were saying the same thing? Of course both signs told people the boy was blind. But the first sign simply said the boy was blind. The second sign told people they were so lucky that they were not blind. Should we be surprised that the second sign was more effective?

Moral of the Story: Be thankful for what you have. Be creative. Be innovative. Think differently and positively. Invite the people towards good with wisdom.

MANAGEMENT LESSON(11)......GATHER ALL RESOURCES

A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street. A tall lady answered the door.



Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet.



" Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this s...!" exclaimed the eager salesman.




"Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup with that?" asked the lady.



The bewildered salesman asked, " Why, madam?"



"There's no electricity in the house..." said the lady







> MORAL: Gather All resources be4 working on any project...!! !

OPEN YOUR EYES.........

Open your eyes and see the treasure, the treasure of being alive today. It's sitting right in front of you. It's here this very moment, ready to be lived. And it's overflowing with fabulous possibilities.

Fill this day with passion and with purpose. You are so very fortunate to have it, so make it count for all it's worth. Get yourself involved in life. Don't just sit back and watch the world go by. You have the opportunity for so much more. Seize that opportunity and run with it.

Right this very moment you're experiencing that precious, priceless, miraculous state of existence known as life. Your life is so densely packed with magnificent possibilities. Make them happen. Make them real. Make them yours.

Stop wishing for good fortune. See the great and wonderful fortune that is already yours. Find joy in the little things as you steadily pursue the biggest dream you can imagine. Today is here for you to live. What a great and wonderful treasure, and it's yours this very moment!

INTERESTING READ

Very Touching Story




A certain rich businessman had a beautiful daughter,
who fell in
love with a guy who was a cleaner.

When the girl's father came to know about their love,
he did not
like it at all, and so began to protest about it.

Now it happened that the two lovers decided to leave
their homes
for a happy future. The girl's father started
searching for the two
lovers but could not find them.

At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come
back home in
a local newspaper. Her father said "If you both come
back I will
allow you to marry the guy you love, I accept that
you loved each
other truly."

So in this way, their love won and they returned home.

The couple went to town to shop for the wedding dress.
He was
dressed in white shirt that day. While he was
crossing the road to the
other side to get some drinks for his wife, a car came
and hit him and he
died
on the spot. The girl lost her senses. It was only
after sometimes that
she recovered from her shock. The funeral and
cremation was the very
next day because he had died horribly.

Two nights later, the girl's mother had a dream in
which she saw an
old lady. The old lady asked her mother to wash the
blood stains of the
guy from her daughter's dress as soon as possible. But
her mother
ignored the dream.

The next night her father had the same dream, he also
ignored it.
Then when the girl had the same dream the next
night, she woke up in
fear and told her mother about the dream. Her mother
asked her to wash
the clothes which have blood stains immediately.

she washed the stains but some remained. Next night
she again had
the same dream she again washed the stains but some
still remained.

Next night she again had the same dream and this time
the old lady
gave her a last warning to wash the blood stain, or
else something
terrible will happen. This time the girl tried her
best to wash the
stains, and the clothes nearly tore, but some stains
still remained.

She was very tired.

In the late evening the same day while she was alone
at home,
someone knocked the door. When she opened the door she
saw the same old
lady of her dream standing at her door. She got very
scared and fainted.

The old lady woke her up... and gave her a blue
object, which
shocked the girl. She asked "What is this...?"
The old lady replied...

Try Surf Excel Washing powder... just a dab and it
will remove all
stubborn stains!!!" .

BORED KYA??

IS DIS WAT U HAVE BEEN DOING DAY IN N OUT...........CONTINUE READING........

Every week for years and years you get up in the morning, go to SCHOOL/COLLEGE, come home, STUDY/ORKUT, get up again, go to SCHOOL, come home, STUDY. Sounds familiar? You're on what I call "the treadmill of life."
Unless you are happy with this existence you had better start doing something to change it. Because, if you don't, in ten years time, and with a few more wrinkles and some more gray hair, you will still be getting up, going to COLLEGE, coming home and STUDYING.
You see, most of us get into this routine. Pretty much we fall into it, obliviously. Everybody else is doing it. It's just the done thing. Or is it?
Well, who wrote the script?
If this is "normal" for you then I can almost guarantee that after years and years of doing it you will one day wake up and wonder why you keep doing it.
Maybe it will be next year, maybe in a few years, maybe it will take another 2 or 3 or 4 years. Hey, maybe you are wondering about it right now! Are you?
What are you going to do about it? What is the defining event that will allow you to jump off the treadmill? To answer that, you need to know why you are on the treadmill in the first place. I can categorically state that 100% of people who are on the treadmill do it to yearn 4 dat longing future...that coveted dream job.Let me put you to the test. If you had nothing to study...no targets to achieve,exist comfortably without money would you still you get up every morning and tootle off to college? Well, would you? Do you have something else that you would rather do with your time? Do you enjoy battling the highways and the subways with hundreds of thousands of other commuters?
What are you going to do about it? To replace your chores will open up your life to a whole new spectrum of options. Think about it.
But how can you achieve such a thing? How can you replace your cubersome life? How can you get off the treadmill that will command your life until you retire?
Just think - when you "retire" with that nice little super-annuation and retirement benefit - then you can REALLY enjoy yourself. Heck, maybe you can even take that ski trip that you have spent all your youth waiting for.
Have I got you thinking? I hope so! Don't wait until all your youth and health has been spent in the system before you realize that there could have been so much more to life.

BEGIN A NU...INVIGORATING LIFE....DO WAT U FEEL LIKE.....WATEVER UR HEART SAYS......N SET FOOT ON THE ROAD LESS TRAVELLED....UR DREAM JOURNEY BEGINS HERE..........SHALL I COME??

WHO IS THE REAL GURU ~ STUDENT OR TEACHER????.......MANAGEMENT LESSON(10)

One night 4 mba students were playing till late night and didn't study for the test which was scheduled for the next day.In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird as they could with grease and dirt. they then went up to the dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.
So the dean said they can have the retest after 3 days.they said they will be ready by that time. on the third day they appeared before the dean.the dean said that this was a special condition test. all four were required to sit in seperate classrooms for the test. they all agreed as they had prepared well in the last three days.the test consisted of 2 questions with total of 100 marks.
Q .1. YOUR NAME .........................( 2 MARKS )
Q.2 . WHICH TYRE BURST ................( 98 MARKS ).
a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right .....!!!

MORAL OF THE STORY-DONT TRY 2 FOOL UR TEACHERS......COUNSILLORS...OR BOSS...THEY HAVE ALREADY NAVIGATED THE ROUTE U R EXPLORING

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"
"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper." "If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark."
"Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf."
"An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing."
"Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do?Turn out the lights!"
"I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier."
"The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things."
"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."


"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."
"When your dreams turn to dust, it's time to vacuum."
"Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. "
"It's better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a week."
"Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills. Making the last car payment."
"They've finally come up with the perfect office computer.If it makes a mistake,it blames another computer."
"Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak."
"The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.But not in that order"
"When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half."
"Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children."
"Compatible Your money fits in the salesperson's wallet."
"When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?".If the bus came would I be standing here?"
"Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use."
"There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side."
"Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times."
"Doing nothing is very hard to do, you never know when you're finished. "
"Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference."
"Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. ""We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our butt then things get worse."
"It's always darkest before dawn So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. "
"The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office"
"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early."
"The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot; The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius. "
"If our constitution allows us free speech, why are there phone bills?""You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark? "
"Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination,dishonesty is the second-best policy."
"If you can't convince them, confuse them."
"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."
"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.";