Again a sensational Murder through "Orkut"

ORKUT A COMMUNITY-BASED portal has become very popular amongst the people across the world. Millions of people mostly youth visit the site everyday in search of their old friends or to make new friends as well. A new and unique innovation by Google, Orkut was started just couple of years back and now it has become a leading social networking site. Although Orkut has benefited the masses and brought departed friends together, but on the other hand it has also taken the lives of so many users who were trapped by the wrong people with fake identities.

A Mumbai teenager Adnan Patrawala, son of a businessman was trapped on Orkut and later he was murdered. Adnan’s Orkut profile says, I love mobiles, friends, my mother, fast driving, humorous, good looking, wanna become a pilot etc. Two or three weeks back he came in contact with Angel, a profile created by someone by utilizing the name of a girl. Scrapbooks of Adnan and Angel revealed that they were continuously talking to each other. According to scrapbooks, Angel was continuously insisting Adnan to meet her, but Adnan wanted Angel’s photograph first, which was never sent by her. In reply Angel said " Don’s worry? m quite & gud looking, u wanna meet me??? Lez mette up na! wot say?" Finally on Saturday Adnan replied that he wanted to meet her, which became the cause of his death.

Sixteen-year-old was kidnapped last Saturday and then he was allegedly strangulated by his friends. On Monday evening Adnan was found dead in Navi Mumbai. Death of Adnan Patrawala has greatly shocked his family members and shockwaves have spread across the city.

Adnan was allegedly trapped and subsequently murdered by his own friends. Adnan Patrawala left his home on Saturday night to have a good time with his friends. By 12.30 am he called up her mother that he was in pool club with his friends so he would come back home in the morning. On Sunday noon, Adnan’s parents got a call from his mobile itself and the person on the other side told them that they had abducted Adnan, he was fine and they wanted two crores as ransom. Even Adnan talked with his parents and told them that he was fine.

Earlier Adnan’s parents thought that it was a prank but after few hours next call came, this time the abductors said strongly that they were not joking and demanded Rs two crores. After getting the call, Adnan’s parents registered a case of abduction in the nearby police station; eventually the police started the investigation. On Monday the police arrested three of Adnan’s friends Sujith Nair (28 yrs), Ayush Bhat (19 yrs) and Himmesh Ambavat (18 yrs) who confessed that they murdered Adnan Patrawala.

Sujith Nair is an ex-employee of a BPO while Ayush Bhat and Himmesh Ambavat are college-going students and they came in contact with Adnan through Orkut. Eventually the confession of three boys led the police to his Skoda car and his body in Navi Mumbai. By 7 pm the Mumbai police disclosed that Adnan Patrawal has been murdered and TV News channels flashed the news of his death.

Police investigations revealed that Adnan was trapped on Orkut by making a false profile, Angel. When police accessed Orkut, they found that someone had tampered with Adnan’s profile and his picture album, videos and all scraps before 20th August have been deleted. What is more startling is that even after the news of Adnan’s murder, someone was operating his Orkut profile. As the news of his death was flashed by the channels, hundreds of complimentary messages started coming on Orkut like ‘God bless your soul’, ‘May Peace be upon you’ and so on.

However, now the family members of Adnan are saying that they have made a big mistake by informing the police about his abduction. According to them the police had disclosed the matter, which became the cause of Adnan’s death. Now the big question is who is Angel, what is his/ her identity? Messages on Adnan’s scrapbook clearly depicts that Angel’s profile could be a fake one. In fact, Adnan’s case is not a new issue, earlier also many youngsters have been trapped through Orkut in the name of friendship. Now again the question arises, who is responsible for Adnan’s death? I think Orkut is somehow responsible for it. We all know that cyber crime is rising all over the world nowadays and governments of the respective countries are trying hard to control it. So it is the responsibly of Google that before letting anyone become a member of it, Google should ask for some genuine documents and identity proof to avoid such unfortunate circumstances.

LOVE OUTDO.......SUCESS N MONEY....read 2 kno how...

A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said "I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat." "Is the man of the house home?", they asked. "No", she replied. "He's out." "Then we cannot come in", they replied. In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened. "Go tell them I am home and invite them in!" The woman went out and invited the men in" " We do not go into a House together," they replied. "Why is that?" she asked. One of the old men explained: "His name is Wealth," he said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one, "He is Success, and I am Love." Then he added, "Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home." The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed. "How n ice!!", he said. "Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth. Let him come and fill our home with wealth!" His wife disagreed. "My dear, why don't we invite Success?" Their daughter was listening from the other corner of the house. She jumped in with her own suggestion: "Would it not be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love!" "Let us heed our daughter's advice," said the husband to his wife. "Go out and invite Love to be our guest ." The woman went out and asked the 3 old men, "Which one of you is Love? Please come in and be our guest." Love got up and started walking toward the house. The other 2 also got up and followed him. Surprised, t he lady asked Wealth and Success: "I only invited Love, Why are you coming in?" The old men replied together: "If you had invited Wealth or Success, the other two of us would've stayed out, but since you invited Love, wherever He goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love, there is also Wealth and Success !!!!!!"

CAN U SLEEP WHEN WINDS BLOW??

Years ago , a farmer owned land along the Atlantic seacoast.

He constantly advertised for hired hands. Most people were reluctant to work on farms along the Atlantic . They dreaded the awful storms that raged across the Atlantic , wreaking havoc on the buildings and crops.

As the farmer interviewed applicants for the job, he received A steady stream of refusals.

Finally, a short, thin man, well past middle age, approached the farmer. " Are you a good farm hand?" the farmer asked him. "Well, I can sleep when the wind blows, " answered the little man.

Although puzzled by this answer, the farmer, desperate for help, Hired him. The little man worked well around the farm, busy from dawn to dusk, and the farmer felt satisfied with the man's work.

Then one night the wind howled loudly in from offshore. Jumping out of bed, the farmer grabbed a lantern and rushed next door to the hired hand's sleeping quarters. He shook the little man and yelled, "Get up! A storm is coming! Tie things down before they blow away!"

The little man rolled over in bed and said firmly, "No sir. I told you, I can sleep when the wind blows ."

Enraged by the response, the farmer was tempted to fire him on the spot. Instead, he hurried outside to prepare for the storm.

To his amazement, he discovered that all of the haystacks had been covered with tarpaulins. The cows were in the barn, the chickens were in the coops, and the doors were barred.

The shutters were tightly secured. Everything was tied down.

Nothing could blow away. The farmer then understood what his hired hand meant, so he returned to his bed to also sleep while the wind blew.

******

When you're prepared, spiritually, mentally, and physically, you have nothing to fear. Can you sleep when the wind blows through your life?

The most Annoying Indian Expressions

It is in the nature of most human statements and all onions that if you keep peeling them you will be left with no matter. Words come together and seem to imply a common truth but when probed deeper they usually lead to nothing. Like, ‘India lives in the villages’, ‘Evergreen hero, Dev Anand’, ‘Indian brain’, ‘Indomitable spirit of Mumbai’, ‘Cricket is a game of glorious uncertainties’, ‘Synergy’ and ‘Paradigm Shift’. The power of nonsense, however, is immense. It is, in fact, a relentless cultural force that is far more influential than sense.
Atrocious clichés and meaningless alliterations, like Ram Rajya, have erected whole worlds that do not exist, and ideas that are, in reality, not ideas. For example, what does ‘digital divide’ mean? It is catchy and so its implication has caught on. But the distinction between the rich and the poor
is an ancient phenomenon which is least meaningfully expressed through ownership of computers. In fact, the expression ‘rich-poor divide’ itself is meaningless because nobody is rich unless there are the poor, and no one is poor unless there are the rich. The divide is the very definition. Yet, so powerful is nonsense that the very idea of digital-divide has made the Indian government foolishly spend crores on procuring computers for starving farmers.
In the list below are more such annoying expressions free India has used excessively. Some of them do not make sense. Some used to make sense. Some do explain an idea but they have been used so much by all kinds of people that they have lost their meaning.
Anti-incumbency factor
Usually used by psephologists when they want to say, ‘we don’t understand these bloody illiterate voters’.
Alternative cinema
People who use words like ‘metaphor’ and chase prospective producers away, eventually find some petty cash and make low-budget films on ‘issues’. These films are called Alternative cinema. Also called meaningful cinema. Also called meaningless cinema. Different from Parallel Cinema. In that, around siesta time on Doordarshan, people speaking in Oriya used to show how to boil water.
Indomitable spirit of Mumbai
The habit of people in the financial capital taking the trains a day after a terrorist strike or biblical floods. The expression is usually used by people who do not take the trains.
Lashkar-e-Taiba
An organisation that provides wallet compatible ID cards to its members so that Indian police can identify them minutes after a terrorist attack, and declare on national television who exactly was behind, “the dastardly act”.
Indian culture
Used chiefly by Indian males who have not read enough to know that other nations too have culture. The expression is always invoked to address the modernity of women.
Indian brain
An illusionary organ claimed by Indians mistaking the success of IITians as a consequence of a common national intelligence. This is used in the context of other illusionary concepts like “IT boom” and “Software Superpower”.
“I am in search of my identity”
A ritualistic quote of creative people when they have just become famous. Usually delivered from the other end of the alimentary canal.
Maiden bowls him over
No idea what it means.
Woman-on-top
A headline found on glossy paper. It is used to signify a triumph of women. Like when they, “storm the male bastion”. Woman-on-top is interchangeable with “Girl-Power” and is often followed by one or two exclamation marks.
“I was misquoted”
A statement of a celebrity in reaction to his or her quote in a newspaper after parents and friends took offence.
“Off-the-record”
“I may be lying”
Land of Kamasutra
A reference to India. Through this expression, writers illogically argue that since one man, centuries ago, recorded the various positions in which elastic couples can make love, this country was once inherently liberal. It is interchangeable with ‘Land of Khajuraho’.
Paradigm shift
An expression used by MBA graduates when they want to say that they do not know what they are talking about. It is often accompanied by ‘synergy’ and ‘leverage’.
“Rekha is an enigma”
Rekha is not giving interviews.

And more…
A I Abhi-ash, Austerity drive, Anti-communal forces, ‘Astrology is a science, you know’, ‘Ancient Indians knew the distance between the Sun and…blah blah’
B I Bandobast, Big B, Breaking News, Bollywood takes the West by storm, Bowled a googly, Bra-panty
C I Caste no bar, Cricket is a religion, Cutting edge
E I Encounter, Evergreen Hero Dev Anand, Endless cycles of life, Everything is maya F I Foreign hand, Fast-unto-death, Foreign coach, Fair girl from good family seeks… G I Give-me-a-missed call, God is One, Gandhigiri, Gen-X
H I Heavy to very heavy rains are predicted, ‘Hinduism is not a religion, it is a way of life’, Horn OK Please, Homely girl
I I Indian heritage, IT boom, Item girl, Innocent divorcee ‘I don’t believe in God but I believe in a force’ Institution of marriage, ‘I’ll intimate you’
J I Just friends, ‘Juggernaut is from Jagannath’
M I Masterblaster, Middle-middle class, ‘Money is not everything’, Movers and Shekhar N I Naya paisa, Nirvana, Nothing matters
O I Only time will tell
P I Publicity stunt, Partnership-breaker (Agarkar), Paramour, …People, including women and children, Past life, Pin-drop silence, Pre-marital sex
R I Running around trees, Regional superpower, Red , Rebirth, Rain sequence, Reliable sources
S I Secularism, Software Superpower, Southern siren, Sporting wicket, Starlet
T I Tinseltown, ‘This film is different’, Time-pass, Thunder thighs, Ton-dulkar, Truth wins in the end
V I Vegetarian joke, VIP, VVIP
W I We are all one, Wheatish complexion, ‘What is your good name?’ We are not a nation of snake charmers, ‘What strikes you about him is his humility’

A professor began his class by holding up a glass with some water in it.


He held it up for all to see; asked the students,' How much do you think this glass weighs?'


'50gms!' .... '100gms!' ......'125gms' ......the students answered.


'I really don't know unless I weigh it,' said the professor,'but, my question is: What would happen if I held it up like this for a few minutes?'


'Nothing' the students said.

'Ok what would happen if I held it up like this for an hour? ' the professor asked.


'Your arm would begin to ache' said one of the students.


'You're right, now what would happen if I held it for a day?'


'Your arm could go numb, you might have severe muscle stress; paralysis;


Have to go to hospital for sure!'ventured another student; all the students laughed.


'Very good. But during all this, did the weight of the glass change? ' asked


The professor. 'No' the students said.


Then what caused the arm ache & the muscle stress?'


The students were puzzled.


'Put the glass down!' said one of the students.


'Exactly!' said the professor.' Life's problems are something like this.


Hold it for a few minutes in your head; they seem OK.


Think of them for a long time & they begin to ache. Hold it even longer & they begin to paralyze you. You will not be able to do anything.


It's important to think of the challenges (problems) in your life, but


EVEN MORE IMPORTANT to 'put them down' at the end of every day before you go to sleep.


That way, you are not stressed, you wake up every day fresh & strong & can handle any issue, any challenge that comes your way!'


Remember to 'PUT THE GLASS DOWN TODAY!

FACTS ABOUT 9/11......

This is really freaky!!

1) New York City has 11 letters

2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.

3) Ramsin Yuseb
[The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towersin 1993] has 11 letters.

4) George W Bush has 11 letters. This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets
more interesting:

1) New York is the 11th state.

2) The first plane crashing against the TwinTowers was flight number 11.

3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11

4) Flight 77 which also hit TwinTowers, was carrying 65 passengers. 6+5 = 11

5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1= 11

6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911.
9 + 1 + 1 = 11.

Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind:

1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was 254.
2 + 5 + 4 = 11.

2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year. Again 2 + 5 + 4 =11.

3) The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 11.

4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the TwinTowers incident.

Now this is where things get totally eerie:
The most recognised symbol for the US, after the Stars & Stripes, is
the Eagle. The following verse is taken from the Quran, the Islamic holy book:

"For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle.
The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah and
lo, while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced:
for the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah and there was peace."

That verse is number 9.11 of the Quran.

uncovinced about all of this Still ..?! Try this and see how you feel afterwards, it
made my hair stand on end:
Open Microsoft Word and do the following:

1. Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is the flight number of the first plane
to hit one of the TwinTowers.

2. Highlight the Q33 NY.

3. Change the font size to 48.

4. Change the actual font to the WINGDINGS

What do you think now?!! HE HE HE HE HE HE………

CREATOR OF ORKUT

1) Orkut Buyukkokten(the creator of Orkut) gets $12 when a person registers to this website.
2) He also gets $10 when you add somebody as a friend.
3) He gets $8 when your friend's friend adds you as a friend & gets $6
if anybody adds you as a friend in the resulting chain.
4) He gets $5 when you scrap somebody & $4 when somebody scraps you.
5) He also gets $200 for each photograph you upload on Orkut.
6) He gets $2.5 when you add your friend in the crush-list or in the
hot-list.

7) He gets $2 when you become somebody's fan.
8) He gets $1.5 when somebody else becomes your fan.
9) He even gets $1 every time you logout of Orkut.
10) He gets $0.5 every time you just change your profile-photograph.
11) He also gets $0.5 every time you read your friend's scrap-book & $0.5
every time you view your friend's friend-list.
12) Many Global Financial Consultants think this person might become the
richest-person in the world by the end of 2009.
13) Finally, this is the best fact. This person has 13 assistants to
monitor his scrapbook & 8 assistants to monitor his friends-list. He gets
around 20,000 friend-requests a day & about 85,000 scraps a day.

Visit
http://www.orkut.com/Profile.aspx?uid=325082930226142255
for more details about this great person

ATM....HELP.....MUST READ

If you should ever be forced by a robber to withdraw money from an ATM
machine, you can notify the police by entering your Pin # in reverse.

For example if your pin number is 1234 then you would put in 4321. The ATM
recognizes that your pin number is backwards from the ATM card you placed in the
machine.

The machine will still give you the money you requested, but unknown to the
robber,the police will be immediately dispatched to help you.

This information was recently broadcasted on TV and it states that it is
seldom used because people don't know it exists.

CULTURE AT CORPORATE HOUSES.....NO OFFENCES.....INTENDED

DID U KNO???

An incident took place in Delhi - a young girl was raped by a man posing as a plain clothes officer; he asked her to come to the police station when she and her male friend didn't have a driver's license to show. He sent the boy off to get his license and asked the girl to accompany him to the police station. Took her instead to an isolated area where the horrendous crime was committed. The law [which most are not aware of] clearly states that between 6 pm and 6 am, a woman has the right to REFUSE to go to the Police Station, even if an arrest warrant has been issued against her. It is a procedural issue that a woman can be arrested between 6 pm and 6 am, ONLY if she is arrested by a woman officer and taken to an ALL WOMEN police station. And if she is arrested by a male officer, it has to be proven that a woman officer was on duty at the time of arrest. Please fwd this to as many girls you know.. Also to boys.. coz this can help them protect their wives, sisters and mothers. It is good for us to know our rights. To what extent it comes of use remains to be seen in any situation. But as they say, knowledge is power. I did not know this and am sure some of us don't ? please be informed..

LEGAL N LOGICAL?????????.........INERSETING READ

After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization", a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.

Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?"

Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!"

Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam. "

Professor: "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?"

Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?"

Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed.

Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.

He immediately answers: "Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 25 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 18 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife's lover an "A", although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical."

MANAGEMENT LESSON(12)......BE INNOVATIVE

A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He held up a sign which said: "I am blind, please help." There were only a few coins in the hat. A man was walking by. He took a few coins from his pocket and dropped them into the hat. He then took the sign, turned it around, and wrote some words. He put the sign back so that everyone who walked by would see the new words. Soon the hat began to fill up. A lot more people were giving money to the blind boy. That afternoon the man who had changed the sign came to see how things were. The boy recognized his footsteps and asked, "Were u the one who changed my sign this morning? What did u write?" The man said, "I only wrote the truth. I said what u said but in a different way." What he had written was: "Today is a beautiful day & I cannot see it." Do u think the first sign & the second sign were saying the same thing? Of course both signs told people the boy was blind. But the first sign simply said the boy was blind. The second sign told people they were so lucky that they were not blind. Should we be surprised that the second sign was more effective?

Moral of the Story: Be thankful for what you have. Be creative. Be innovative. Think differently and positively. Invite the people towards good with wisdom.

MANAGEMENT LESSON(11)......GATHER ALL RESOURCES

A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street. A tall lady answered the door.



Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet.



" Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this s...!" exclaimed the eager salesman.




"Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup with that?" asked the lady.



The bewildered salesman asked, " Why, madam?"



"There's no electricity in the house..." said the lady







> MORAL: Gather All resources be4 working on any project...!! !

OPEN YOUR EYES.........

Open your eyes and see the treasure, the treasure of being alive today. It's sitting right in front of you. It's here this very moment, ready to be lived. And it's overflowing with fabulous possibilities.

Fill this day with passion and with purpose. You are so very fortunate to have it, so make it count for all it's worth. Get yourself involved in life. Don't just sit back and watch the world go by. You have the opportunity for so much more. Seize that opportunity and run with it.

Right this very moment you're experiencing that precious, priceless, miraculous state of existence known as life. Your life is so densely packed with magnificent possibilities. Make them happen. Make them real. Make them yours.

Stop wishing for good fortune. See the great and wonderful fortune that is already yours. Find joy in the little things as you steadily pursue the biggest dream you can imagine. Today is here for you to live. What a great and wonderful treasure, and it's yours this very moment!

INTERESTING READ

Very Touching Story




A certain rich businessman had a beautiful daughter,
who fell in
love with a guy who was a cleaner.

When the girl's father came to know about their love,
he did not
like it at all, and so began to protest about it.

Now it happened that the two lovers decided to leave
their homes
for a happy future. The girl's father started
searching for the two
lovers but could not find them.

At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come
back home in
a local newspaper. Her father said "If you both come
back I will
allow you to marry the guy you love, I accept that
you loved each
other truly."

So in this way, their love won and they returned home.

The couple went to town to shop for the wedding dress.
He was
dressed in white shirt that day. While he was
crossing the road to the
other side to get some drinks for his wife, a car came
and hit him and he
died
on the spot. The girl lost her senses. It was only
after sometimes that
she recovered from her shock. The funeral and
cremation was the very
next day because he had died horribly.

Two nights later, the girl's mother had a dream in
which she saw an
old lady. The old lady asked her mother to wash the
blood stains of the
guy from her daughter's dress as soon as possible. But
her mother
ignored the dream.

The next night her father had the same dream, he also
ignored it.
Then when the girl had the same dream the next
night, she woke up in
fear and told her mother about the dream. Her mother
asked her to wash
the clothes which have blood stains immediately.

she washed the stains but some remained. Next night
she again had
the same dream she again washed the stains but some
still remained.

Next night she again had the same dream and this time
the old lady
gave her a last warning to wash the blood stain, or
else something
terrible will happen. This time the girl tried her
best to wash the
stains, and the clothes nearly tore, but some stains
still remained.

She was very tired.

In the late evening the same day while she was alone
at home,
someone knocked the door. When she opened the door she
saw the same old
lady of her dream standing at her door. She got very
scared and fainted.

The old lady woke her up... and gave her a blue
object, which
shocked the girl. She asked "What is this...?"
The old lady replied...

Try Surf Excel Washing powder... just a dab and it
will remove all
stubborn stains!!!" .

BORED KYA??

IS DIS WAT U HAVE BEEN DOING DAY IN N OUT...........CONTINUE READING........

Every week for years and years you get up in the morning, go to SCHOOL/COLLEGE, come home, STUDY/ORKUT, get up again, go to SCHOOL, come home, STUDY. Sounds familiar? You're on what I call "the treadmill of life."
Unless you are happy with this existence you had better start doing something to change it. Because, if you don't, in ten years time, and with a few more wrinkles and some more gray hair, you will still be getting up, going to COLLEGE, coming home and STUDYING.
You see, most of us get into this routine. Pretty much we fall into it, obliviously. Everybody else is doing it. It's just the done thing. Or is it?
Well, who wrote the script?
If this is "normal" for you then I can almost guarantee that after years and years of doing it you will one day wake up and wonder why you keep doing it.
Maybe it will be next year, maybe in a few years, maybe it will take another 2 or 3 or 4 years. Hey, maybe you are wondering about it right now! Are you?
What are you going to do about it? What is the defining event that will allow you to jump off the treadmill? To answer that, you need to know why you are on the treadmill in the first place. I can categorically state that 100% of people who are on the treadmill do it to yearn 4 dat longing future...that coveted dream job.Let me put you to the test. If you had nothing to study...no targets to achieve,exist comfortably without money would you still you get up every morning and tootle off to college? Well, would you? Do you have something else that you would rather do with your time? Do you enjoy battling the highways and the subways with hundreds of thousands of other commuters?
What are you going to do about it? To replace your chores will open up your life to a whole new spectrum of options. Think about it.
But how can you achieve such a thing? How can you replace your cubersome life? How can you get off the treadmill that will command your life until you retire?
Just think - when you "retire" with that nice little super-annuation and retirement benefit - then you can REALLY enjoy yourself. Heck, maybe you can even take that ski trip that you have spent all your youth waiting for.
Have I got you thinking? I hope so! Don't wait until all your youth and health has been spent in the system before you realize that there could have been so much more to life.

BEGIN A NU...INVIGORATING LIFE....DO WAT U FEEL LIKE.....WATEVER UR HEART SAYS......N SET FOOT ON THE ROAD LESS TRAVELLED....UR DREAM JOURNEY BEGINS HERE..........SHALL I COME??

WHO IS THE REAL GURU ~ STUDENT OR TEACHER????.......MANAGEMENT LESSON(10)

One night 4 mba students were playing till late night and didn't study for the test which was scheduled for the next day.In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird as they could with grease and dirt. they then went up to the dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.
So the dean said they can have the retest after 3 days.they said they will be ready by that time. on the third day they appeared before the dean.the dean said that this was a special condition test. all four were required to sit in seperate classrooms for the test. they all agreed as they had prepared well in the last three days.the test consisted of 2 questions with total of 100 marks.
Q .1. YOUR NAME .........................( 2 MARKS )
Q.2 . WHICH TYRE BURST ................( 98 MARKS ).
a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right .....!!!

MORAL OF THE STORY-DONT TRY 2 FOOL UR TEACHERS......COUNSILLORS...OR BOSS...THEY HAVE ALREADY NAVIGATED THE ROUTE U R EXPLORING

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"
"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper." "If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark."
"Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf."
"An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing."
"Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do?Turn out the lights!"
"I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier."
"The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things."
"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."


"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."
"When your dreams turn to dust, it's time to vacuum."
"Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. "
"It's better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a week."
"Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills. Making the last car payment."
"They've finally come up with the perfect office computer.If it makes a mistake,it blames another computer."
"Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak."
"The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.But not in that order"
"When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half."
"Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children."
"Compatible Your money fits in the salesperson's wallet."
"When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?".If the bus came would I be standing here?"
"Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use."
"There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side."
"Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times."
"Doing nothing is very hard to do, you never know when you're finished. "
"Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference."
"Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. ""We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our butt then things get worse."
"It's always darkest before dawn So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. "
"The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office"
"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early."
"The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot; The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius. "
"If our constitution allows us free speech, why are there phone bills?""You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark? "
"Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination,dishonesty is the second-best policy."
"If you can't convince them, confuse them."
"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."
"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.";